HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEEMA.

3Oth November. A very special day.. when mum brought me a very beautiful sis in the whole world. I love you to bits. Am blessed to have u by my side. I LOVE YOU NYMA. Have a very beautiful glamorous day and God bless you each and everyday. WE LOVE YOU.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLY KIBA!!!

The Three Types Of Women That Men Love To Hate

 

“There’s three types of girls … These are the three types of women:

1) Pretty Girls Who Think They’re A Lot Prettier Than They Really Are – I’ve always thought that the only thing worse than a pretty girl is a pretty girl who knows she’s pretty. In my experience, they’ve all pimped that prettiness for all it’s worth. These women are usually standing in the mirror saying things like, “Girl, I think my butt getting big,” or, “I think I look like Ciara, like not really, because she got a sharp jaw, but mine is cuter.” You can also find her on Facebook doing the same two poses; turned around, looking back over her shoulder, with a tilted-up head and a smile. And, they always take the pictures themselves. Sometimes she will hold the camera above her head (to show cleavage), look to the side and smirk.
In reality, men appreciate subtleness. We may not act like it, seeing as we almost lose our lunch money every time we see the buxom women of TNA, but we do.
A pretty girl’s worse flaw is that she can only see herself, and she thinks all girls should look like her. She’s the first one to suggest that you should try her makeup tips, or you should get the brand of shoes she wears. If you’re a guy or girl dating this pretty girl, she’ll always take the time to remind you that she deserves everything top rate, and my grandma said, “If you deserve it, you ain’t gotta ask for it.”

2) Mediocre Girls Who Think They’re the Pretty Girl – I don’t have much to say about mediocre girls because I haven’t been able to figure out whether it’s a good or bad thing that they think they’re the ish. I can only tell you that if you don’t wake up in the morning and tell yourself you are the most beautiful in all the land, you can’t expect anyone else to think of you that way. The issue with this girl is simply that they’re always reaching. Three good ways to identify a girl who’s reaching are: (1) They have brown skin and keep saying they have light skin, (2) They say things like, “Oh my God my breasts are getting so big,” but they’re just getting to a C cup, (3) They say, “I would hate to be ugly.”
The good thing about mediocre girls is they have confidence, but the bad thing is they are inherently haters. They have to be. Anyone who wants to be pretty is competitive. The entire notion of being pretty means that ugly people exist. I sympathize with mediocre girls because they have tend not to understand why they can hook a man, but not keep a man. See, ugly girls always have “situations,” pretty girls always have “friends” and mediocre girls typically stay in a relationship until the guy figures he can do better and goes chasing after a pretty girl. If you are the friend of a mediocre girl, she will always be there for you to prove that she’s not above you. But, be prepared to be the shoulder she cries on every time her heart gets broken.

3) Unattractive Girls Who Think Everyone is Looking at Them or Trying to Get With Them – I know this girl like I know the back of my hand because there’s always one in every group of girls. They may not have a pretty girl, they may not have a mediocre girl, but there is always an unattractive girl. And let me define “unattractive”: You may have a cute face or be able to dance (or whatever excuse you use to say you’re beautiful), but no matter how beautiful you are, you’re unattractive if your attitude is stank. Oh, and people who are really just hard to look at are unattracitve too.
Obviously, all the men that are staring at the group are trying to see the pretty friend, but they have to see around you to see her. So, no, they aren’t leaning their head to the right to admire your butt or standing on their tippy toes to see your breasts, they’re trying to get to your friend. Also, when a guy is being nice to you and buying you a drink, he may just be trying to do right by you to get to your friend.
If this is one of your girlfriends, you probably notice that this girl is negative about everything. She’s the type of girl who isn’t a gold digger, she’s a dirt digger. And, she’s going to keep digging until she finds something wrong about … YOUR MAN. She’s going to hate on your other girlfriends when they’re not around. She most often opens a sentence with, “You know what I don’t like about [insert her alleged friend’s name here]?”
Of course there are women who fall outside of these categories, we call them unicorns. And, yes, unicorns do exist. I’ve met some of the most beautiful women with excellent personalities. I’ve met some girls that people would consider unattractive, who were actually sincere and great people. However, when I look at all the women of the world without trying to place them into these categories, I find that they usually find some way to put themselves into one. This was just for fun. No one is attacking the female gender. I just want you to laugh. Ciao.

FOTO OF THE DAY. MAKOSI

That smile is WORLD'S GREATEST. Love u chika....

I LOVE BLONDE TOO.

RIRI'S HAIRSTYLES

BLONDE BOMBSHELLS

WHO WORE IT BEST?

While Rihanna kept her accessories simple, allowing the dress and her red hair to shine on their own, J. Lo punched the look up with an off-the-runway turquoise statement necklace, satin platform pumps, and a high, dramatic bun.

Nicki Minaj launches new MAC lipstick.

Nicki Minaj is beginning to rake in the corporate sponsors and endorsements.

Nicki Minaj took over the Times Square MAC Store for the launch of MAC’s new limited edition lipstick “Pink 4 Friday” in honor of her new album. She was dressed in a brown dress from Martin Grant’s 2010 Runway collection paired with python heels.

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Jennifer Lopez.. Kids

Jennifer Lopez hit up the the Gucci Children's Collection launch in Beverly Hills with her twins (and Gucci spokesbabies) 2-year-old Emme (pictured) and Max. At the event, Gucci donated $1 million to UNICEF's Schools for Africa initiative and $50,000 to Lopez's charity, the Maribel Initiative. "It's exactly why I'm excited to be a part of this," J.Lo recently said. "Now there are two Gucci spokesbabies for a beautiful cause!"

Couple of the week!

Reality queen Kim Kardashian got up close and personal with Halle Berry's ex-baby daddy Gabriel Aubry at a Los Angeles Lakers game this week. A pal of Kim's told UsMagazine.com, "They met through friends and have been dating a few weeks. It's sexy!" Added the insider, "They decided to step out together at the game."

Dressing for Your Body Type: Plus size, Petite, and Beyond

Life would be pretty boring if we all came in the same size and shape. But then with all the clothing choices out there, it’s sometimes hard to figure out what goes with your body type. I’ve put together a quick guide on what to wear based on your body type and size. Keep in mind you might need to take tips from more than one category (i.e. plus size with a boyish frame; tall with thick thighs, etc.) If you’re still stumped, contact me. love TK.

LIL'KIM vs NICKI MINAJ- Drama is ON.

After months of attacking Nicki Minaj in the press, veteran female rapper Lil' Kim has finally conveyed her animosity toward the newcomer in a new diss track called "Black Friday." Cleverly named after and released on the biggest retail shopping day of the year, "Black Friday" is also a play on the title of Nicki's "Pink Friday" debut.
Lil' Kim accuses Nicki of adopting her persona. On the track that borrows the music bed from Pharoahe Monch's "Simon Says," Kim raps, "You a Lil' Kim wannabe/You just hate to admit it."
The former "Dancing With The Stars" contestant refers to Nicki and her manager Sean "Diddy" Combs, ironically Kim's old business partner, as "swagger jackers."
"I've seen them come/I've seen them go/Still I remain Sweetie/You going on your 14th minute of fame," she adds in the song.
Kim also warns that she's going to turn "'Pink Friday' into 'Friday The 13th.'"

Am'Just Saying!!!

HELLO WORLD.

I would like to put things straight... I mean if you don't like someone there is no need to add them in your life! meaning why would u ask someone for a friend request on facebook or twitter when all u do is spy on them and write rude comments???. well its not good ladies and gents.
Its a free world yeah,  n u gatta live ur own life!
For example i have alot of friends on facebook i dont  know everyone there but when i get a chance i try to have a quick chat with them, but some people dont appriciate that, they just want you to talk to them and only them everytime you log on and if u dont all they do is insult you.
PLEASE sometimes theres a lot to do and maybe u have like 500 people online how can u possibly talk to all of them. I appriciate they are some people who love me and wanna get to know me but when i dont respond to your messages it doesnt mean am rude. all u gatta do is be patient when am less busy some day and i find u online i will definately talk to u. i aint that rude gal am cool as ice.so no need for ur rude comments.

THANK YOU.

LOVE TK.

TEDDYLISCIOUS WITH MECKYKEISHA DIVA!

This is just a lovely pic.... a shoulder to cry on.... love u DIVA!

SHOULD YOU FORGIVE A CHEATER?

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are getting a divorce because he allegedly cheated with Erin Barry. Erin Barry was the wife of his ex-team mate Brent Barry. Sad news across America, but should a cheating lover be forgiven?

SOLANGE @ CECCONI'S

Spotted at the Range Rover Evoque VIP launch party in Los Angeles.